
I shook my head and tried to open my eyes as wide as I could in an attempt to bring myself to full consciousness. Does a mark in the Yes column mean that my daughter will not be attending the school on the listed dates? Or will it mean that, yes, she will be coming in? It is me or it's very confusing? Perhaps we should try the No column: No, she will not be attending. OMG! I felt completely at loss.
Wait, this is double-negation. The rule of double-negation is that for any proposition P, not-not-P is P. Like not-not-True is True. So, replying “No” to the sentence “My child will not be attending The Center on the following dates” should mean – “She will be in!” I smiled the next day when I saw another group of parents crowded around this note, all puzzled. Eventually it was re-written, as even the author was unsure how to interpret the results. So, forget double negation, let's just talk straight!
If no-no-something will mean "yes", how about yes-yes-something? Can it mean "no"? In general it does not work. Yes-yes-something does not mean not-something. However, there is a great story about a linguistics professor that was giving a lecture and explaining double negation rules and examples. He concluded by saying that there is no case where a double positive forms a negative. To which a student responded: "Yeah, right." That sounds like "No!"
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