I decided to start 2013 with something playful. Over the years I have heard from many of my girlfriends that they feel quite uneasy with math. Below is my attempt to define math as something relevant, fun and hip. Please share it with the women in your life. And, let me know what you think about it.
Random : an arbitrary
piece of clothing you are picking from your closet without even looking at the
mess in it. Beware - if you cheat and
feel the material type, buttons, zippers or, god forbid, take a peak - it will
be a preudo-random item.
Average : Something you
first want but then try to avoid to be.
Positive numbers: height
extensions that high heels provide to you.
Negative numbers: The depths
your pumps sink into the ground when you find yourself at the back yard party.
Infinity : the amount of
sweets that your kids consume while you are away.
Parallel: your Sunday
plans to your husband's Sunday plans during the football season. Absolutely
nothing in common.
Perpendicular: your plans
for the same Sunday to your teenager's plans. He needs you as a driver but for
the rest please stay as far as possible.
Arithmetic series: your clothes'
size, sampled every decade.
Geometric series: dramatically
increasing amounts of gray hair you observe monthly on your head.
Integral: the amount of
cork in your platform shoes.
Derivative: the
steepness of the arch of you heel.
Signal-to-noise ratio: proportion of
the neatly folded items to the messy stuff in your closet.
Median: you, dividing your kids' quarrels.
Acute angle: a narrow
corner where you frequently want to hide.
Obtuse angle: a corner
where you really are - observed and exposed.
Square Root: size of the
present inside the holiday gift box, as compared with the size of the box.
Pythagorean Theorem:
something to consider if your bed is too short for you. Perhaps you can fit on
diagonal - it is just a square root of the sum of squares of the sides.
Fraction: you get what
you get and you don't get upset.
Sine function: pessimist's
happiness curve (indifferent and cautious at first, regularly surprised to the good but always finds a reason to push the mood back down).
Cosine function:
optimist's happiness curve (happy to start with, regularly disappointed, but always brings his spirits back up).
Exponential growth - the speed
rumors travel.
Parabola: the complimenting
soft shape of your shirt's neckline exposing a bit but not too much.
Logarithm: how much does it take to make two (or more)
kids to do what you planned.
Factorial: all your exes, numbered and multiplied.
Correlation: the
coefficient of your marriage describing how strongly two strangers can
connect and continuously affect each other.
Equation: your life with
its ups and downs, some stable constants and a few unknowns.
Common denominator: greatly
compromised choice for a family movie night.
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Complimentary (5): shoes for every occasion.
Thank you for today's post...it made me smile and gave me a few out loud laughs.
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